Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Bye, Bye...Busy?

My kid is not in high school, but she scored a part in the kids' chorus in our high school's production of Bye Bye Birdie. I find myself counting down the days until this whole musical goes "Bye Bye". Rehearsal every day this week from 3-7, which means I have to pick her up after school. I also get to drop her off on Thursday and Friday for morning performances and pick her up early Friday. Then there are the four nighttime performances. I'm going to throw a Bye Bye Musical Chaos party Sunday night.

I did manage to get her dress sewn without much problem. I wanted it to be authentic, because I'm insane, so I got an actual pattern from the 50's off ebay. Holy crap. Suffice it to say that I have a whole new knowledge of sewing jargon after trying to follow the damn thing. But, I think the end result is very nice and era-appropriate.
While I was at it, I made this. What the hell is it, you may ask? Well, I read somewhere that you can fuse plastic grocery bags together with an iron and actually use the resulting fabric to make waterproof stuff. So this is a....um....a sandwich bag maybe? I dunno. It worked pretty well, so I have hopes of a funky recycled bag tote bag or something. I feel really bad for the little ones having to be woken up early from naps, drug out in the cold at 7 am, and schlepped all over the county after their sister, so I've been trying to make up for it with fun activities...which is HARD when it's snowing and freezing. We had some fun this week with shaving cream on the fridge, and blottos. Blottos are a super-fun and easy project. But, they're messy, so dress accordingly. Just take a piece of paper (we used cardstock, but construction paper is fine too), drop on some food coloring, and fold it. The resulting blobs come out looking like a million different things. It's hilarious to see what the kids think they are...kind of like finding elephants in the clouds. You can then color on the paper or add stickers, and they make nice cards for dad and grandma.
If you have any sanity vibes handy, send some my way. I could definitely use them the next few days! :-S

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Snow Day...AGAIN!

We're fairly sick of winter around here. Today we awoke to yet more white stuff covering the roads and cancelling the schools. It was too cold to go out this morning, but we managed to bundle everyone up for an afternoon outing. I always have fun in the snow with the kids, but it's the preparationg that I find so daunting. Getting two kids into snowsuits, hats, mittens and boots is HARD....getting four ready is, well, twice the pain in the ass. I work up such a sweat wrestling everyone into their gear that I'm surprised I don't catch pneumonia once my body hits the cold air.
I think it was Bodie's first time in the snow, since we usually go out during his nap. He was less than thrilled, as you can tell. The others loved it, though. Suddenly the slide was turned into a rocket launcher :) Once we found the sled (no matter how many times I repeat myself about putting the sled somewhere where it won't get SNOWED on, no one seems to listen) Molly and Owen had a few good runs down the hill. It scares the crap out of me - I can just see someone being propelled all the way into the road.

All in all, a good day, despite the cold. And we capped it off with some really good pork chops on the grill. Did I mention that we're sick of winter?

Friday, December 21, 2007

Update


This is on it's way to our house. Yippee! Won't be here in time for this Christmas, but hopefully it will save me from spending all next season hunting down the baby Jesus. I swear, is there anything that there's not a Little People playset for?

Not a toy



Forget all the Christmas presents in the world. Just get Maggie a Navity scene and she'll be happy. She's obsessed with the baby Jesus...carries him around CONSTANTLY! I've dug him out of her Barbie car, unwrapped him from the Bonka Jane (poor kid) and last night I had to pry him from her fist after she was asleep. "He's cwyin' ", she says. I tried to explain that he was, supposedly, a very quiet baby so he's probably not crying....you know... the little Lord Jesus, no crying he makes. She's not buying it. Plus she wants to know why his diaper is not covering his butt. I'm not even going to try to get into the swaddling clothes conversation so I just let that one go. And Owen is quite confused because animals go in barns, not people. So everytime I turn around, the Holy Family, the wise men and the shepherd are out in the cold and the animals have free reign of the barn. But we only have a few animals, so they add in some hippos and tigers from their toys.

Check out this gummy grin. It's one of, if not the last one caught on film. Those are some seriously swollen gums, and I'm beginning to understand why the poor thing hasn't been sleeping worth crap. I'll miss the gummy grins :(

Monday, December 17, 2007

Cramming

Cramming. That's what happens when you haven't studied all quarter and suddenly find yourself faced with a final that's 60% of your grade. It's also what happens when you've been in denial for three weeks that Christmas is coming and suddenly realize that it will be here in a week.

Yesterday we crammed at least two weeks' worth of holiday spirit into one day. We started off with a train ride with the Big Guy himself. No, not God, silly....Santa. We had to drive an hour and a half to get there so on the way we popped Polar Express into the dvd player. I don't usually resort to that for driving entertainment, but anyone who's driven on Route 32 to Athens knows how boring it is even for adults, nevermind wired children on their way to see Santa. The train ride was a smashing success. We were early enough to get seats on the good car, no one melted down or got motion sickness, and none of my children screamed when faced with a rather rotund man in a bright red suit and a creepily fake beard. Yay!
P.S., the burrito buggy is not there during Christmas break. Bummer. Taco John's served as a satisfactory second choice, though.
Once home, we decided to break out the decorations, and Dave went to chop down the tree. Again, all went surprisingly well. After last year's episode of the tree tipping over just after the last ornament had been hung, we got smart and tied the thing off to the wall before we even started.
Still to do: wrapping, cookies, wrapping, shopping for Dave, wrapping...


Saturday, December 8, 2007

Snowmen and Buckeyes


This blogging gig is hard to keep up with, eh? I caught this nice pic of my crew during the game with that school up north. My second O was less than thrilled, but his mouth *is* pretty round!
We had the first snow of the season this week. Molly was out of school and we decided to seize the moment and create the biggest snowman we've ever made. I think I may have herniated a disc trying to get the middle up onto the bottom. Molly and Owen were thrilled with the snow, begging to stay out longer. But Bodie was sleeping and Maggie had had enough, so we had to head back in. I let the two older kids go back out that afternoon and sled down the hill while we watched from the back door. They got some serious air hitting the little ditch at the bottom of the hill. It's definitely a change from last year when both Owen and Maggie just stood outside unable to really move, of course, due to the ridiculous bundling - and screamed.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Classy

Wow. This is an impressive picture. Definitely one for future prom dates. Too bad I didn't get a video. It's even better with sound: "But I dot a BOODDER!"
Who knew that markers could reproduce? Yeah, seriously. You throw them away...all of them... and then while you're doing dishes, or showering or otherwise engaged in some activity that causes you to not be standing right over your children, they give birth. Right in your childrens' hands. Spooky.